diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore
index 3c7b1482942..4a1b8e1fb68 100644
--- a/.gitignore
+++ b/.gitignore
@@ -75,3 +75,4 @@ openapi/*
 
 # Cached License Data Files
 /.licenses
+/app/assets/javascripts/compiled-js-processor.js
diff --git a/app/assets/javascripts/discourse-widget-hbs/lib/widget-hbs-compiler.js b/app/assets/javascripts/discourse-widget-hbs/lib/widget-hbs-compiler.js
index 9efebf16ec6..9477da921ca 100644
--- a/app/assets/javascripts/discourse-widget-hbs/lib/widget-hbs-compiler.js
+++ b/app/assets/javascripts/discourse-widget-hbs/lib/widget-hbs-compiler.js
@@ -281,12 +281,11 @@ class Compiler {
   }
 }
 
-// eslint-disable-next-line no-undef
-const loader = typeof Ember !== "undefined" ? Ember.__loader.require : require;
+const defaultGlimmer = require("@glimmer/syntax");
 
 function compile(template, glimmer) {
   if (!glimmer) {
-    glimmer = loader("@glimmer/syntax");
+    glimmer = defaultGlimmer;
   }
   const compiled = glimmer.preprocess(template);
   const compiler = new Compiler(compiled);
diff --git a/app/assets/javascripts/discourse/package.json b/app/assets/javascripts/discourse/package.json
index a3be832f0d0..4470c80c432 100644
--- a/app/assets/javascripts/discourse/package.json
+++ b/app/assets/javascripts/discourse/package.json
@@ -48,7 +48,7 @@
     "a11y-dialog": "8.0.1",
     "admin": "1.0.0",
     "babel-import-util": "^1.4.1",
-    "babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation": "^2.0.0",
+    "babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation": "^2.2.0",
     "bootstrap": "3.4.1",
     "bootstrap-json": "1.0.0",
     "broccoli-asset-rev": "^3.0.0",
diff --git a/app/assets/javascripts/discourse-js-processor.js b/app/assets/javascripts/js-processor.js
similarity index 69%
rename from app/assets/javascripts/discourse-js-processor.js
rename to app/assets/javascripts/js-processor.js
index e642b5cacaf..093306ab073 100644
--- a/app/assets/javascripts/discourse-js-processor.js
+++ b/app/assets/javascripts/js-processor.js
@@ -1,12 +1,29 @@
-/* global Babel:true Terser:true */
-
 // This is executed in mini_racer to provide the JS logic for lib/discourse_js_processor.rb
 
-const HTMLBarsInlinePrecompile =
-  require("babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation").default;
-const colocatedBabelPlugin = require("colocated-babel-plugin").default;
-const precompile = require("ember-template-compiler").precompile;
-const Handlebars = require("handlebars").default;
+/* global rails */
+
+const CONSOLE_PREFIX = "[DiscourseJsProcessor] ";
+globalThis.window = {};
+globalThis.console = {
+  log(...args) {
+    rails.logger.info(CONSOLE_PREFIX + args.join(" "));
+  },
+  warn(...args) {
+    rails.logger.warn(CONSOLE_PREFIX + args.join(" "));
+  },
+  error(...args) {
+    rails.logger.error(CONSOLE_PREFIX + args.join(" "));
+  },
+};
+
+import HTMLBarsInlinePrecompile from "babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation";
+import colocatedBabelPlugin from "ember-cli-htmlbars/lib/colocated-babel-plugin";
+import { precompile } from "ember-source/dist/ember-template-compiler";
+import Handlebars from "handlebars";
+import { transform as babelTransform } from "@babel/standalone";
+import { minify as terserMinify } from "terser";
+import RawHandlebars from "discourse-common/addon/lib/raw-handlebars";
+import { WidgetHbsCompiler } from "discourse-widget-hbs/lib/widget-hbs-compiler";
 
 function manipulateAstNodeForTheme(node, themeId) {
   // Magically add theme id as the first param for each of these helpers)
@@ -53,7 +70,7 @@ function buildTemplateCompilerBabelPlugins({ themeId }) {
 
   return [
     colocatedBabelPlugin,
-    require("widget-hbs-compiler").WidgetHbsCompiler,
+    WidgetHbsCompiler,
     [
       HTMLBarsInlinePrecompile,
       {
@@ -67,7 +84,7 @@ function buildTemplateCompilerBabelPlugins({ themeId }) {
 function buildThemeRawHbsTemplateManipulatorPlugin(themeId) {
   return function (ast) {
     ["SubExpression", "MustacheStatement"].forEach((pass) => {
-      let visitor = new Handlebars.Visitor();
+      const visitor = new Handlebars.Visitor();
       visitor.mutating = true;
       visitor[pass] = (node) => manipulateAstNodeForTheme(node, themeId);
       visitor.accept(ast);
@@ -75,9 +92,8 @@ function buildThemeRawHbsTemplateManipulatorPlugin(themeId) {
   };
 }
 
-exports.compileRawTemplate = function (source, themeId) {
+globalThis.compileRawTemplate = function (source, themeId) {
   try {
-    const RawHandlebars = require("raw-handlebars").default;
     const plugins = [];
     if (themeId) {
       plugins.push(buildThemeRawHbsTemplateManipulatorPlugin(themeId));
@@ -90,11 +106,10 @@ exports.compileRawTemplate = function (source, themeId) {
   }
 };
 
-exports.transpile = function (
-  source,
-  { moduleId, filename, skipModule, themeId, commonPlugins } = {}
-) {
+globalThis.transpile = function (source, options = {}) {
+  const { moduleId, filename, skipModule, themeId, commonPlugins } = options;
   const plugins = [];
+
   plugins.push(...buildTemplateCompilerBabelPlugins({ themeId }));
   if (moduleId && !skipModule) {
     plugins.push(["transform-modules-amd", { noInterop: true }]);
@@ -102,7 +117,7 @@ exports.transpile = function (
   plugins.push(...commonPlugins);
 
   try {
-    return Babel.transform(source, {
+    return babelTransform(source, {
       moduleId,
       filename,
       ast: false,
@@ -120,16 +135,16 @@ exports.transpile = function (
 // in a followup method call.
 let lastMinifyError, lastMinifyResult;
 
-exports.minify = async function (sources, options) {
+globalThis.minify = async function (sources, options) {
   lastMinifyError = lastMinifyResult = null;
   try {
-    lastMinifyResult = await Terser.minify(sources, options);
+    lastMinifyResult = await terserMinify(sources, options);
   } catch (e) {
     lastMinifyError = e;
   }
 };
 
-exports.getMinifyResult = function () {
+globalThis.getMinifyResult = function () {
   const error = lastMinifyError;
   const result = lastMinifyResult;
 
diff --git a/app/assets/javascripts/package.json b/app/assets/javascripts/package.json
index c896264ae4b..e4851b7dd98 100644
--- a/app/assets/javascripts/package.json
+++ b/app/assets/javascripts/package.json
@@ -22,7 +22,6 @@
   ],
   "resolutions": {
     "**/babel-plugin-debug-macros": "npm:@discourse/babel-plugin-debug-macros@0.4.0-pre1",
-    "**/babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation": "2.0.0",
     "**/unset-value": "2.0.1"
   },
   "devDependencies": {
diff --git a/app/assets/javascripts/yarn.lock b/app/assets/javascripts/yarn.lock
index ebf03c193ad..8348cebbc35 100644
--- a/app/assets/javascripts/yarn.lock
+++ b/app/assets/javascripts/yarn.lock
@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@
     "@babel/highlight" "^7.22.10"
     chalk "^2.4.2"
 
-"@babel/compat-data@^7.17.7", "@babel/compat-data@^7.22.5", "@babel/compat-data@^7.22.6", "@babel/compat-data@^7.22.9":
+"@babel/compat-data@^7.22.5", "@babel/compat-data@^7.22.6", "@babel/compat-data@^7.22.9":
   version "7.22.9"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/compat-data/-/compat-data-7.22.9.tgz#71cdb00a1ce3a329ce4cbec3a44f9fef35669730"
   integrity sha512-5UamI7xkUcJ3i9qVDS+KFDEK8/7oJ55/sJMB1Ge7IEapr7KfdfV/HErR+koZwOfd+SgtFKOKRhRakdg++DcJpQ==
@@ -73,7 +73,7 @@
   dependencies:
     "@babel/types" "^7.22.5"
 
-"@babel/helper-compilation-targets@^7.12.0", "@babel/helper-compilation-targets@^7.17.7", "@babel/helper-compilation-targets@^7.20.7", "@babel/helper-compilation-targets@^7.22.10", "@babel/helper-compilation-targets@^7.22.5", "@babel/helper-compilation-targets@^7.22.6":
+"@babel/helper-compilation-targets@^7.12.0", "@babel/helper-compilation-targets@^7.20.7", "@babel/helper-compilation-targets@^7.22.10", "@babel/helper-compilation-targets@^7.22.5", "@babel/helper-compilation-targets@^7.22.6":
   version "7.22.10"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/helper-compilation-targets/-/helper-compilation-targets-7.22.10.tgz#01d648bbc25dd88f513d862ee0df27b7d4e67024"
   integrity sha512-JMSwHD4J7SLod0idLq5PKgI+6g/hLD/iuWBq08ZX49xE14VpVEojJ5rHWptpirV2j020MvypRLAXAO50igCJ5Q==
@@ -84,22 +84,7 @@
     lru-cache "^5.1.1"
     semver "^6.3.1"
 
-"@babel/helper-create-class-features-plugin@^7.18.6", "@babel/helper-create-class-features-plugin@^7.21.0", "@babel/helper-create-class-features-plugin@^7.22.5", "@babel/helper-create-class-features-plugin@^7.5.5":
-  version "7.22.5"
-  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/helper-create-class-features-plugin/-/helper-create-class-features-plugin-7.22.5.tgz#2192a1970ece4685fbff85b48da2c32fcb130b7c"
-  integrity sha512-xkb58MyOYIslxu3gKmVXmjTtUPvBU4odYzbiIQbWwLKIHCsx6UGZGX6F1IznMFVnDdirseUZopzN+ZRt8Xb33Q==
-  dependencies:
-    "@babel/helper-annotate-as-pure" "^7.22.5"
-    "@babel/helper-environment-visitor" "^7.22.5"
-    "@babel/helper-function-name" "^7.22.5"
-    "@babel/helper-member-expression-to-functions" "^7.22.5"
-    "@babel/helper-optimise-call-expression" "^7.22.5"
-    "@babel/helper-replace-supers" "^7.22.5"
-    "@babel/helper-skip-transparent-expression-wrappers" "^7.22.5"
-    "@babel/helper-split-export-declaration" "^7.22.5"
-    semver "^6.3.0"
-
-"@babel/helper-create-class-features-plugin@^7.22.10":
+"@babel/helper-create-class-features-plugin@^7.18.6", "@babel/helper-create-class-features-plugin@^7.21.0", "@babel/helper-create-class-features-plugin@^7.22.10", "@babel/helper-create-class-features-plugin@^7.22.5", "@babel/helper-create-class-features-plugin@^7.5.5":
   version "7.22.10"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/helper-create-class-features-plugin/-/helper-create-class-features-plugin-7.22.10.tgz#dd2612d59eac45588021ac3d6fa976d08f4e95a3"
   integrity sha512-5IBb77txKYQPpOEdUdIhBx8VrZyDCQ+H82H0+5dX1TmuscP5vJKEE3cKurjtIw/vFwzbVH48VweE78kVDBrqjA==
@@ -123,18 +108,6 @@
     regexpu-core "^5.3.1"
     semver "^6.3.0"
 
-"@babel/helper-define-polyfill-provider@^0.4.0":
-  version "0.4.0"
-  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/helper-define-polyfill-provider/-/helper-define-polyfill-provider-0.4.0.tgz#487053f103110f25b9755c5980e031e93ced24d8"
-  integrity sha512-RnanLx5ETe6aybRi1cO/edaRH+bNYWaryCEmjDDYyNr4wnSzyOp8T0dWipmqVHKEY3AbVKUom50AKSlj1zmKbg==
-  dependencies:
-    "@babel/helper-compilation-targets" "^7.17.7"
-    "@babel/helper-plugin-utils" "^7.16.7"
-    debug "^4.1.1"
-    lodash.debounce "^4.0.8"
-    resolve "^1.14.2"
-    semver "^6.1.2"
-
 "@babel/helper-define-polyfill-provider@^0.4.2":
   version "0.4.2"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/helper-define-polyfill-provider/-/helper-define-polyfill-provider-0.4.2.tgz#82c825cadeeeee7aad237618ebbe8fa1710015d7"
@@ -198,22 +171,12 @@
   dependencies:
     "@babel/types" "^7.22.5"
 
-"@babel/helper-plugin-utils@^7.0.0", "@babel/helper-plugin-utils@^7.10.4", "@babel/helper-plugin-utils@^7.12.13", "@babel/helper-plugin-utils@^7.14.5", "@babel/helper-plugin-utils@^7.16.7", "@babel/helper-plugin-utils@^7.18.6", "@babel/helper-plugin-utils@^7.20.2", "@babel/helper-plugin-utils@^7.22.5", "@babel/helper-plugin-utils@^7.8.0", "@babel/helper-plugin-utils@^7.8.3":
+"@babel/helper-plugin-utils@^7.0.0", "@babel/helper-plugin-utils@^7.10.4", "@babel/helper-plugin-utils@^7.12.13", "@babel/helper-plugin-utils@^7.14.5", "@babel/helper-plugin-utils@^7.18.6", "@babel/helper-plugin-utils@^7.20.2", "@babel/helper-plugin-utils@^7.22.5", "@babel/helper-plugin-utils@^7.8.0", "@babel/helper-plugin-utils@^7.8.3":
   version "7.22.5"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/helper-plugin-utils/-/helper-plugin-utils-7.22.5.tgz#dd7ee3735e8a313b9f7b05a773d892e88e6d7295"
   integrity sha512-uLls06UVKgFG9QD4OeFYLEGteMIAa5kpTPcFL28yuCIIzsf6ZyKZMllKVOCZFhiZ5ptnwX4mtKdWCBE/uT4amg==
 
-"@babel/helper-remap-async-to-generator@^7.22.5":
-  version "7.22.5"
-  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/helper-remap-async-to-generator/-/helper-remap-async-to-generator-7.22.5.tgz#14a38141a7bf2165ad38da61d61cf27b43015da2"
-  integrity sha512-cU0Sq1Rf4Z55fgz7haOakIyM7+x/uCFwXpLPaeRzfoUtAEAuUZjZvFPjL/rk5rW693dIgn2hng1W7xbT7lWT4g==
-  dependencies:
-    "@babel/helper-annotate-as-pure" "^7.22.5"
-    "@babel/helper-environment-visitor" "^7.22.5"
-    "@babel/helper-wrap-function" "^7.22.5"
-    "@babel/types" "^7.22.5"
-
-"@babel/helper-remap-async-to-generator@^7.22.9":
+"@babel/helper-remap-async-to-generator@^7.22.5", "@babel/helper-remap-async-to-generator@^7.22.9":
   version "7.22.9"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/helper-remap-async-to-generator/-/helper-remap-async-to-generator-7.22.9.tgz#53a25b7484e722d7efb9c350c75c032d4628de82"
   integrity sha512-8WWC4oR4Px+tr+Fp0X3RHDVfINGpF3ad1HIbrc8A77epiR6eMMc6jsgozkzT2uDiOOdoS9cLIQ+XD2XvI2WSmQ==
@@ -222,19 +185,7 @@
     "@babel/helper-environment-visitor" "^7.22.5"
     "@babel/helper-wrap-function" "^7.22.9"
 
-"@babel/helper-replace-supers@^7.22.5":
-  version "7.22.5"
-  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/helper-replace-supers/-/helper-replace-supers-7.22.5.tgz#71bc5fb348856dea9fdc4eafd7e2e49f585145dc"
-  integrity sha512-aLdNM5I3kdI/V9xGNyKSF3X/gTyMUBohTZ+/3QdQKAA9vxIiy12E+8E2HoOP1/DjeqU+g6as35QHJNMDDYpuCg==
-  dependencies:
-    "@babel/helper-environment-visitor" "^7.22.5"
-    "@babel/helper-member-expression-to-functions" "^7.22.5"
-    "@babel/helper-optimise-call-expression" "^7.22.5"
-    "@babel/template" "^7.22.5"
-    "@babel/traverse" "^7.22.5"
-    "@babel/types" "^7.22.5"
-
-"@babel/helper-replace-supers@^7.22.9":
+"@babel/helper-replace-supers@^7.22.5", "@babel/helper-replace-supers@^7.22.9":
   version "7.22.9"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/helper-replace-supers/-/helper-replace-supers-7.22.9.tgz#cbdc27d6d8d18cd22c81ae4293765a5d9afd0779"
   integrity sha512-LJIKvvpgPOPUThdYqcX6IXRuIcTkcAub0IaDRGCZH0p5GPUp7PhRU9QVgFcDDd51BaPkk77ZjqFwh6DZTAEmGg==
@@ -257,7 +208,7 @@
   dependencies:
     "@babel/types" "^7.22.5"
 
-"@babel/helper-split-export-declaration@^7.22.5", "@babel/helper-split-export-declaration@^7.22.6":
+"@babel/helper-split-export-declaration@^7.22.6":
   version "7.22.6"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/helper-split-export-declaration/-/helper-split-export-declaration-7.22.6.tgz#322c61b7310c0997fe4c323955667f18fcefb91c"
   integrity sha512-AsUnxuLhRYsisFiaJwvp1QF+I3KjD5FOxut14q/GzovUe6orHLesW2C7d754kRm53h5gqrz6sFl6sxc4BVtE/g==
@@ -279,16 +230,6 @@
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/helper-validator-option/-/helper-validator-option-7.22.5.tgz#de52000a15a177413c8234fa3a8af4ee8102d0ac"
   integrity sha512-R3oB6xlIVKUnxNUxbmgq7pKjxpru24zlimpE8WK47fACIlM0II/Hm1RS8IaOI7NgCr6LNS+jl5l75m20npAziw==
 
-"@babel/helper-wrap-function@^7.22.5":
-  version "7.22.5"
-  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/helper-wrap-function/-/helper-wrap-function-7.22.5.tgz#44d205af19ed8d872b4eefb0d2fa65f45eb34f06"
-  integrity sha512-bYqLIBSEshYcYQyfks8ewYA8S30yaGSeRslcvKMvoUk6HHPySbxHq9YRi6ghhzEU+yhQv9bP/jXnygkStOcqZw==
-  dependencies:
-    "@babel/helper-function-name" "^7.22.5"
-    "@babel/template" "^7.22.5"
-    "@babel/traverse" "^7.22.5"
-    "@babel/types" "^7.22.5"
-
 "@babel/helper-wrap-function@^7.22.9":
   version "7.22.10"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/helper-wrap-function/-/helper-wrap-function-7.22.10.tgz#d845e043880ed0b8c18bd194a12005cb16d2f614"
@@ -400,14 +341,7 @@
   dependencies:
     "@babel/helper-plugin-utils" "^7.14.5"
 
-"@babel/plugin-syntax-decorators@^7.16.7":
-  version "7.22.5"
-  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/plugin-syntax-decorators/-/plugin-syntax-decorators-7.22.5.tgz#329fe2907c73de184033775637dbbc507f09116a"
-  integrity sha512-avpUOBS7IU6al8MmF1XpAyj9QYeLPuSDJI5D4pVMSMdL7xQokKqJPYQC67RCT0aCTashUXPiGwMJ0DEXXCEmMA==
-  dependencies:
-    "@babel/helper-plugin-utils" "^7.22.5"
-
-"@babel/plugin-syntax-decorators@^7.22.10":
+"@babel/plugin-syntax-decorators@^7.16.7", "@babel/plugin-syntax-decorators@^7.22.10":
   version "7.22.10"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/plugin-syntax-decorators/-/plugin-syntax-decorators-7.22.10.tgz#7d83ea04d893c442b78ebf4c3cbac59a7211deff"
   integrity sha512-z1KTVemBjnz+kSEilAsI4lbkPOl5TvJH7YDSY1CTIzvLWJ+KHXp+mRe8VPmfnyvqOPqar1V2gid2PleKzRUstQ==
@@ -560,20 +494,13 @@
   dependencies:
     "@babel/helper-plugin-utils" "^7.22.5"
 
-"@babel/plugin-transform-block-scoping@^7.22.10":
+"@babel/plugin-transform-block-scoping@^7.22.10", "@babel/plugin-transform-block-scoping@^7.8.3":
   version "7.22.10"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/plugin-transform-block-scoping/-/plugin-transform-block-scoping-7.22.10.tgz#88a1dccc3383899eb5e660534a76a22ecee64faa"
   integrity sha512-1+kVpGAOOI1Albt6Vse7c8pHzcZQdQKW+wJH+g8mCaszOdDVwRXa/slHPqIw+oJAJANTKDMuM2cBdV0Dg618Vg==
   dependencies:
     "@babel/helper-plugin-utils" "^7.22.5"
 
-"@babel/plugin-transform-block-scoping@^7.8.3":
-  version "7.22.5"
-  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/plugin-transform-block-scoping/-/plugin-transform-block-scoping-7.22.5.tgz#8bfc793b3a4b2742c0983fadc1480d843ecea31b"
-  integrity sha512-EcACl1i5fSQ6bt+YGuU/XGCeZKStLmyVGytWkpyhCLeQVA0eu6Wtiw92V+I1T/hnezUv7j74dA/Ro69gWcU+hg==
-  dependencies:
-    "@babel/helper-plugin-utils" "^7.22.5"
-
 "@babel/plugin-transform-class-properties@^7.22.5":
   version "7.22.5"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/plugin-transform-class-properties/-/plugin-transform-class-properties-7.22.5.tgz#97a56e31ad8c9dc06a0b3710ce7803d5a48cca77"
@@ -806,7 +733,7 @@
     "@babel/helper-plugin-utils" "^7.22.5"
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-optional-catch-binding" "^7.8.3"
 
-"@babel/plugin-transform-optional-chaining@^7.22.10":
+"@babel/plugin-transform-optional-chaining@^7.22.10", "@babel/plugin-transform-optional-chaining@^7.22.5":
   version "7.22.10"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/plugin-transform-optional-chaining/-/plugin-transform-optional-chaining-7.22.10.tgz#076d28a7e074392e840d4ae587d83445bac0372a"
   integrity sha512-MMkQqZAZ+MGj+jGTG3OTuhKeBpNcO+0oCEbrGNEaOmiEn+1MzRyQlYsruGiU8RTK3zV6XwrVJTmwiDOyYK6J9g==
@@ -815,15 +742,6 @@
     "@babel/helper-skip-transparent-expression-wrappers" "^7.22.5"
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-optional-chaining" "^7.8.3"
 
-"@babel/plugin-transform-optional-chaining@^7.22.5":
-  version "7.22.5"
-  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/plugin-transform-optional-chaining/-/plugin-transform-optional-chaining-7.22.5.tgz#1003762b9c14295501beb41be72426736bedd1e0"
-  integrity sha512-AconbMKOMkyG+xCng2JogMCDcqW8wedQAqpVIL4cOSescZ7+iW8utC6YDZLMCSUIReEA733gzRSaOSXMAt/4WQ==
-  dependencies:
-    "@babel/helper-plugin-utils" "^7.22.5"
-    "@babel/helper-skip-transparent-expression-wrappers" "^7.22.5"
-    "@babel/plugin-syntax-optional-chaining" "^7.8.3"
-
 "@babel/plugin-transform-parameters@^7.22.5":
   version "7.22.5"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/plugin-transform-parameters/-/plugin-transform-parameters-7.22.5.tgz#c3542dd3c39b42c8069936e48717a8d179d63a18"
@@ -1113,7 +1031,7 @@
     "@babel/parser" "^7.22.5"
     "@babel/types" "^7.22.5"
 
-"@babel/traverse@^7.22.10", "@babel/traverse@^7.22.5", "@babel/traverse@^7.4.5":
+"@babel/traverse@^7.22.10", "@babel/traverse@^7.4.5":
   version "7.22.10"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@babel/traverse/-/traverse-7.22.10.tgz#20252acb240e746d27c2e82b4484f199cf8141aa"
   integrity sha512-Q/urqV4pRByiNNpb/f5OSv28ZlGJiFiiTh+GAHktbIrkPhPbl90+uW6SmpoLyZqutrg9AEaEf3Q/ZBRHBXgxig==
@@ -2328,7 +2246,7 @@ babel-import-util@^0.2.0:
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/babel-import-util/-/babel-import-util-0.2.0.tgz#b468bb679919601a3570f9e317536c54f2862e23"
   integrity sha512-CtWYYHU/MgK88rxMrLfkD356dApswtR/kWZ/c6JifG1m10e7tBBrs/366dFzWMAoqYmG5/JSh+94tUSpIwh+ag==
 
-babel-import-util@^1.2.2, babel-import-util@^1.3.0, babel-import-util@^1.4.1:
+babel-import-util@^1.2.2, babel-import-util@^1.4.1:
   version "1.4.1"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/babel-import-util/-/babel-import-util-1.4.1.tgz#1df6fd679845df45494bac9ca12461d49497fdd4"
   integrity sha512-TNdiTQdPhXlx02pzG//UyVPSKE7SNWjY0n4So/ZnjQpWwaM5LvWBLkWa1JKll5u06HNscHD91XZPuwrMg1kadQ==
@@ -2369,12 +2287,13 @@ babel-plugin-ember-modules-api-polyfill@^3.5.0:
   dependencies:
     ember-rfc176-data "^0.3.17"
 
-babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation@2.0.0, babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation@^2.0.0, babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation@^2.0.1:
-  version "2.0.0"
-  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation/-/babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation-2.0.0.tgz#41d895874ba6119dd461f61993c16d1154bf8a57"
-  integrity sha512-d+4jaB2ik0rt9TH0K9kOlKJeRBHEb373FgFMcU9ZaJL2zYuVXe19bqy+cWlLpLf1tpOBcBG9QTlFBCoImlOt1g==
+babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation@^2.0.0, babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation@^2.0.1, babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation@^2.2.0:
+  version "2.2.0"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation/-/babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation-2.2.0.tgz#b119fadcd5c831299fbd706420d2ea742848a659"
+  integrity sha512-1I7f5gf06h5wKdKUvaYEIaoSFur5RLUvTMQG4ak0c5Y11DWUxcoX9hrun1xe9fqfY2dtGFK+ZUM6sn6z8sqK/w==
   dependencies:
-    babel-import-util "^1.3.0"
+    "@glimmer/syntax" "^0.84.3"
+    babel-import-util "^2.0.0"
 
 babel-plugin-filter-imports@^4.0.0:
   version "4.0.0"
@@ -2417,16 +2336,7 @@ babel-plugin-module-resolver@^5.0.0:
     reselect "^4.1.7"
     resolve "^1.22.1"
 
-babel-plugin-polyfill-corejs2@^0.4.3:
-  version "0.4.3"
-  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/babel-plugin-polyfill-corejs2/-/babel-plugin-polyfill-corejs2-0.4.3.tgz#75044d90ba5043a5fb559ac98496f62f3eb668fd"
-  integrity sha512-bM3gHc337Dta490gg+/AseNB9L4YLHxq1nGKZZSHbhXv4aTYU2MD2cjza1Ru4S6975YLTaL1K8uJf6ukJhhmtw==
-  dependencies:
-    "@babel/compat-data" "^7.17.7"
-    "@babel/helper-define-polyfill-provider" "^0.4.0"
-    semver "^6.1.1"
-
-babel-plugin-polyfill-corejs2@^0.4.5:
+babel-plugin-polyfill-corejs2@^0.4.3, babel-plugin-polyfill-corejs2@^0.4.5:
   version "0.4.5"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/babel-plugin-polyfill-corejs2/-/babel-plugin-polyfill-corejs2-0.4.5.tgz#8097b4cb4af5b64a1d11332b6fb72ef5e64a054c"
   integrity sha512-19hwUH5FKl49JEsvyTcoHakh6BE0wgXLLptIyKZ3PijHc/Ci521wygORCUCCred+E/twuqRyAkE02BAWPmsHOg==
@@ -2435,15 +2345,7 @@ babel-plugin-polyfill-corejs2@^0.4.5:
     "@babel/helper-define-polyfill-provider" "^0.4.2"
     semver "^6.3.1"
 
-babel-plugin-polyfill-corejs3@^0.8.1:
-  version "0.8.1"
-  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/babel-plugin-polyfill-corejs3/-/babel-plugin-polyfill-corejs3-0.8.1.tgz#39248263c38191f0d226f928d666e6db1b4b3a8a"
-  integrity sha512-ikFrZITKg1xH6pLND8zT14UPgjKHiGLqex7rGEZCH2EvhsneJaJPemmpQaIZV5AL03II+lXylw3UmddDK8RU5Q==
-  dependencies:
-    "@babel/helper-define-polyfill-provider" "^0.4.0"
-    core-js-compat "^3.30.1"
-
-babel-plugin-polyfill-corejs3@^0.8.3:
+babel-plugin-polyfill-corejs3@^0.8.1, babel-plugin-polyfill-corejs3@^0.8.3:
   version "0.8.3"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/babel-plugin-polyfill-corejs3/-/babel-plugin-polyfill-corejs3-0.8.3.tgz#b4f719d0ad9bb8e0c23e3e630c0c8ec6dd7a1c52"
   integrity sha512-z41XaniZL26WLrvjy7soabMXrfPWARN25PZoriDEiLMxAp50AUW3t35BGQUMg5xK3UrpVTtagIDklxYa+MhiNA==
@@ -2451,14 +2353,7 @@ babel-plugin-polyfill-corejs3@^0.8.3:
     "@babel/helper-define-polyfill-provider" "^0.4.2"
     core-js-compat "^3.31.0"
 
-babel-plugin-polyfill-regenerator@^0.5.0:
-  version "0.5.0"
-  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/babel-plugin-polyfill-regenerator/-/babel-plugin-polyfill-regenerator-0.5.0.tgz#e7344d88d9ef18a3c47ded99362ae4a757609380"
-  integrity sha512-hDJtKjMLVa7Z+LwnTCxoDLQj6wdc+B8dun7ayF2fYieI6OzfuvcLMB32ihJZ4UhCBwNYGl5bg/x/P9cMdnkc2g==
-  dependencies:
-    "@babel/helper-define-polyfill-provider" "^0.4.0"
-
-babel-plugin-polyfill-regenerator@^0.5.2:
+babel-plugin-polyfill-regenerator@^0.5.0, babel-plugin-polyfill-regenerator@^0.5.2:
   version "0.5.2"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/babel-plugin-polyfill-regenerator/-/babel-plugin-polyfill-regenerator-0.5.2.tgz#80d0f3e1098c080c8b5a65f41e9427af692dc326"
   integrity sha512-tAlOptU0Xj34V1Y2PNTL4Y0FOJMDB6bZmoW39FeCQIhigGLkqu3Fj6uiXpxIf6Ij274ENdYx64y6Au+ZKlb1IA==
@@ -3077,17 +2972,7 @@ browser-split@0.0.1:
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/browser-split/-/browser-split-0.0.1.tgz#7b097574f8e3ead606fb4664e64adfdda2981a93"
   integrity sha512-JhvgRb2ihQhsljNda3BI8/UcRHVzrVwo3Q+P8vDtSiyobXuFpuZ9mq+MbRGMnC22CjW3RrfXdg6j6ITX8M+7Ow==
 
-browserslist@^4.14.5, browserslist@^4.21.5, browserslist@^4.21.9:
-  version "4.21.9"
-  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/browserslist/-/browserslist-4.21.9.tgz#e11bdd3c313d7e2a9e87e8b4b0c7872b13897635"
-  integrity sha512-M0MFoZzbUrRU4KNfCrDLnvyE7gub+peetoTid3TBIqtunaDJyXlwhakT+/VkvSXcfIzFfK/nkCs4nmyTmxdNSg==
-  dependencies:
-    caniuse-lite "^1.0.30001503"
-    electron-to-chromium "^1.4.431"
-    node-releases "^2.0.12"
-    update-browserslist-db "^1.0.11"
-
-browserslist@^4.21.10:
+browserslist@^4.14.5, browserslist@^4.21.10, browserslist@^4.21.9:
   version "4.21.10"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/browserslist/-/browserslist-4.21.10.tgz#dbbac576628c13d3b2231332cb2ec5a46e015bb0"
   integrity sha512-bipEBdZfVH5/pwrvqc+Ub0kUPVfGUhlKxbvfD+z1BDnPEO/X98ruXGA1WP5ASpAFKan7Qr6j736IacbZQuAlKQ==
@@ -3186,11 +3071,6 @@ can-symlink@^1.0.0:
   dependencies:
     tmp "0.0.28"
 
-caniuse-lite@^1.0.30001503:
-  version "1.0.30001509"
-  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/caniuse-lite/-/caniuse-lite-1.0.30001509.tgz#2b7ad5265392d6d2de25cd8776d1ab3899570d14"
-  integrity sha512-2uDDk+TRiTX5hMcUYT/7CSyzMZxjfGu0vAUjS2g0LSD8UoXOv0LtpH4LxGMemsiPq6LCVIUjNwVM0erkOkGCDA==
-
 caniuse-lite@^1.0.30001517:
   version "1.0.30001522"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/caniuse-lite/-/caniuse-lite-1.0.30001522.tgz#44b87a406c901269adcdb834713e23582dd71856"
@@ -3556,13 +3436,6 @@ copy-descriptor@^0.1.0:
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/copy-descriptor/-/copy-descriptor-0.1.1.tgz#676f6eb3c39997c2ee1ac3a924fd6124748f578d"
   integrity sha512-XgZ0pFcakEUlbwQEVNg3+QAis1FyTL3Qel9FYy8pSkQqoG3PNoT0bOCQtOXcOkur21r2Eq2kI+IE+gsmAEVlYw==
 
-core-js-compat@^3.30.1:
-  version "3.31.0"
-  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/core-js-compat/-/core-js-compat-3.31.0.tgz#4030847c0766cc0e803dcdfb30055d7ef2064bf1"
-  integrity sha512-hM7YCu1cU6Opx7MXNu0NuumM0ezNeAeRKadixyiQELWY3vT3De9S4J5ZBMraWV2vZnrE1Cirl0GtFtDtMUXzPw==
-  dependencies:
-    browserslist "^4.21.5"
-
 core-js-compat@^3.31.0:
   version "3.32.1"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/core-js-compat/-/core-js-compat-3.32.1.tgz#55f9a7d297c0761a8eb1d31b593e0f5b6ffae964"
@@ -3846,11 +3719,6 @@ ee-first@1.1.1:
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/ee-first/-/ee-first-1.1.1.tgz#590c61156b0ae2f4f0255732a158b266bc56b21d"
   integrity sha512-WMwm9LhRUo+WUaRN+vRuETqG89IgZphVSNkdFgeb6sS/E4OrDIN7t48CAewSHXc6C8lefD8KKfr5vY61brQlow==
 
-electron-to-chromium@^1.4.431:
-  version "1.4.445"
-  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/electron-to-chromium/-/electron-to-chromium-1.4.445.tgz#058d2c5f3a2981ab1a37440f5a5e42d15672aa6d"
-  integrity sha512-++DB+9VK8SBJwC+X1zlMfJ1tMA3F0ipi39GdEp+x3cV2TyBihqAgad8cNMWtLDEkbH39nlDQP7PfGrDr3Dr7HA==
-
 electron-to-chromium@^1.4.477:
   version "1.4.496"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/electron-to-chromium/-/electron-to-chromium-1.4.496.tgz#a57534b70d2bdee7e1ad7dbd4c91e560cbd08db1"
@@ -7532,11 +7400,6 @@ node-notifier@^10.0.0:
     uuid "^8.3.2"
     which "^2.0.2"
 
-node-releases@^2.0.12:
-  version "2.0.12"
-  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/node-releases/-/node-releases-2.0.12.tgz#35627cc224a23bfb06fb3380f2b3afaaa7eb1039"
-  integrity sha512-QzsYKWhXTWx8h1kIvqfnC++o0pEmpRQA/aenALsL2F4pqNVr7YzcdMlDij5WBnwftRbJCNJL/O7zdKaxKPHqgQ==
-
 node-releases@^2.0.13:
   version "2.0.13"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/node-releases/-/node-releases-2.0.13.tgz#d5ed1627c23e3461e819b02e57b75e4899b1c81d"
@@ -8691,7 +8554,7 @@ semver@^5.3.0, semver@^5.4.1, semver@^5.5.0, semver@^5.6.0:
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/semver/-/semver-5.7.2.tgz#48d55db737c3287cd4835e17fa13feace1c41ef8"
   integrity sha512-cBznnQ9KjJqU67B52RMC65CMarK2600WFnbkcaiwWq3xy/5haFJlshgnpjovMVJ+Hff49d8GEn0b87C5pDQ10g==
 
-semver@^6.0.0, semver@^6.1.1, semver@^6.1.2, semver@^6.3.0, semver@^6.3.1:
+semver@^6.0.0, semver@^6.3.0, semver@^6.3.1:
   version "6.3.1"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/semver/-/semver-6.3.1.tgz#556d2ef8689146e46dcea4bfdd095f3434dffcb4"
   integrity sha512-BR7VvDCVHO+q2xBEWskxS6DJE1qRnb7DxzUrogb71CWoSficBxYsiAGd+Kl0mmq/MprG9yArRkyrQxTO6XjMzA==
@@ -10048,12 +9911,7 @@ workerpool@^3.1.1:
     object-assign "4.1.1"
     rsvp "^4.8.4"
 
-workerpool@^6.0.0, workerpool@^6.4.0:
-  version "6.4.0"
-  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/workerpool/-/workerpool-6.4.0.tgz#f8d5cfb45fde32fa3b7af72ad617c3369567a462"
-  integrity sha512-i3KR1mQMNwY2wx20ozq2EjISGtQWDIfV56We+yGJ5yDs8jTwQiLLaqHlkBHITlCuJnYlVRmXegxFxZg7gqI++A==
-
-workerpool@^6.0.2:
+workerpool@^6.0.0, workerpool@^6.0.2, workerpool@^6.4.0:
   version "6.4.1"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/workerpool/-/workerpool-6.4.1.tgz#1398eb5f8f44fb2d21ed9225cf34bb0131504c1d"
   integrity sha512-zIK7qRgM1Mk+ySxOJl7ZpjX6SlKt5gugxzl8eXHPdbpXX8iDAaVIxYJz4Apn6JdDxP2buY/Ekqg0bOLNSf0u0g==
diff --git a/app/models/theme.rb b/app/models/theme.rb
index ca78a433d77..347a3a609fb 100644
--- a/app/models/theme.rb
+++ b/app/models/theme.rb
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ require "json_schemer"
 class Theme < ActiveRecord::Base
   include GlobalPath
 
-  BASE_COMPILER_VERSION = 73
+  BASE_COMPILER_VERSION = 74
 
   attr_accessor :child_components
 
diff --git a/lib/discourse_js_processor.rb b/lib/discourse_js_processor.rb
index d9c16de74f9..cb1eee6c9d1 100644
--- a/lib/discourse_js_processor.rb
+++ b/lib/discourse_js_processor.rb
@@ -6,6 +6,9 @@ class DiscourseJsProcessor
   class TranspileError < StandardError
   end
 
+  JS_PROCESSOR_PATH =
+    Rails.env.production? ? "tmp/js-processor.js" : "tmp/js-processor/#{Process.pid}.js"
+
   # To generate a list of babel plugins used by ember-cli, set
   # babel: { debug: true } in ember-cli-build.js, then run `yarn ember build -prod`
   DISCOURSE_COMMON_BABEL_PLUGINS = [
@@ -100,19 +103,24 @@ class DiscourseJsProcessor
   class Transpiler
     @mutex = Mutex.new
     @ctx_init = Mutex.new
+    @processor_mutex = Mutex.new
 
     def self.mutex
       @mutex
     end
 
-    def self.load_file_in_context(ctx, path, wrap_in_module: nil)
-      contents = File.read("#{Rails.root}/app/assets/javascripts/#{path}")
-      contents = <<~JS if wrap_in_module
-          define(#{wrap_in_module.to_json}, ["exports", "require", "module"], function(exports, require, module){
-            #{contents}
-          });
-        JS
-      ctx.eval(contents, filename: path)
+    def self.generate_js_processor
+      Discourse::Utils.execute_command(
+        "yarn",
+        "--silent",
+        "esbuild",
+        "--log-level=warning",
+        "--bundle",
+        "--external:fs",
+        "--define:process='{\"env\":{}}'",
+        "app/assets/javascripts/js-processor.js",
+        "--outfile=#{JS_PROCESSOR_PATH}",
+      )
     end
 
     def self.create_new_context
@@ -123,120 +131,13 @@ class DiscourseJsProcessor
       ctx.attach("rails.logger.info", proc { |err| Rails.logger.info(err.to_s) })
       ctx.attach("rails.logger.warn", proc { |err| Rails.logger.warn(err.to_s) })
       ctx.attach("rails.logger.error", proc { |err| Rails.logger.error(err.to_s) })
-      ctx.eval(<<~JS, filename: "environment-setup.js")
-        window = {};
-        console = {
-          prefix: "[DiscourseJsProcessor] ",
-          log: function(...args){ rails.logger.info(console.prefix + args.join(" ")); },
-          warn: function(...args){ rails.logger.warn(console.prefix + args.join(" ")); },
-          error: function(...args){ rails.logger.error(console.prefix + args.join(" ")); }
-        };
-      JS
-
-      # define/require support
-      load_file_in_context(ctx, "node_modules/loader.js/dist/loader/loader.js")
-
-      # Babel
-      load_file_in_context(ctx, "node_modules/@babel/standalone/babel.js")
-      ctx.eval <<~JS
-        globalThis.rawBabelTransform = function(){
-          return Babel.transform(...arguments).code;
-        }
-      JS
-
-      # Terser
-      load_file_in_context(ctx, "node_modules/source-map/dist/source-map.js")
-      load_file_in_context(ctx, "node_modules/terser/dist/bundle.min.js")
-
-      # Template Compiler
-      load_file_in_context(ctx, "node_modules/ember-source/dist/ember-template-compiler.js")
-      load_file_in_context(
-        ctx,
-        "node_modules/babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation/src/plugin.js",
-        wrap_in_module: "babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation/index",
-      )
-      load_file_in_context(
-        ctx,
-        "node_modules/babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation/src/expression-parser.js",
-        wrap_in_module: "babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation/expression-parser",
-      )
-      load_file_in_context(
-        ctx,
-        "node_modules/babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation/src/js-utils.js",
-        wrap_in_module: "babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation/js-utils",
-      )
-      load_file_in_context(
-        ctx,
-        "node_modules/babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation/src/public-types.js",
-        wrap_in_module: "babel-plugin-ember-template-compilation/public-types",
-      )
-      load_file_in_context(
-        ctx,
-        "node_modules/babel-import-util/src/index.js",
-        wrap_in_module: "babel-import-util",
-      )
-      load_file_in_context(
-        ctx,
-        "node_modules/ember-cli-htmlbars/lib/colocated-babel-plugin.js",
-        wrap_in_module: "colocated-babel-plugin",
-      )
-
-      # Widget HBS compiler
-      widget_hbs_compiler_source =
-        File.read(
-          "#{Rails.root}/app/assets/javascripts/discourse-widget-hbs/lib/widget-hbs-compiler.js",
-        )
-      widget_hbs_compiler_source = <<~JS
-        define("widget-hbs-compiler", ["exports"], function(exports){
-          #{widget_hbs_compiler_source}
-        });
-      JS
-      widget_hbs_compiler_transpiled =
-        ctx.call(
-          "rawBabelTransform",
-          widget_hbs_compiler_source,
-          { ast: false, moduleId: "widget-hbs-compiler", plugins: DISCOURSE_COMMON_BABEL_PLUGINS },
-        )
-      ctx.eval(widget_hbs_compiler_transpiled, filename: "widget-hbs-compiler.js")
-
-      # Raw HBS compiler
-      load_file_in_context(
-        ctx,
-        "node_modules/handlebars/dist/handlebars.js",
-        wrap_in_module: "handlebars",
-      )
-
-      raw_hbs_transpiled =
-        ctx.call(
-          "rawBabelTransform",
-          File.read(
-            "#{Rails.root}/app/assets/javascripts/discourse-common/addon/lib/raw-handlebars.js",
-          ),
-          {
-            ast: false,
-            moduleId: "raw-handlebars",
-            plugins: [
-              ["transform-modules-amd", { noInterop: true }],
-              *DISCOURSE_COMMON_BABEL_PLUGINS,
-            ],
-          },
-        )
-      ctx.eval(raw_hbs_transpiled, filename: "raw-handlebars.js")
 
       # Theme template AST transformation plugins
-      load_file_in_context(
-        ctx,
-        "discourse-js-processor.js",
-        wrap_in_module: "discourse-js-processor",
-      )
+      if Rails.env.development? || Rails.env.test?
+        @processor_mutex.synchronize { generate_js_processor }
+      end
 
-      # Make interfaces available via `v8.call`
-      ctx.eval <<~JS
-        globalThis.compileRawTemplate = require('discourse-js-processor').compileRawTemplate;
-        globalThis.transpile = require('discourse-js-processor').transpile;
-        globalThis.minify = require('discourse-js-processor').minify;
-        globalThis.getMinifyResult = require('discourse-js-processor').getMinifyResult;
-      JS
+      ctx.eval(File.read(JS_PROCESSOR_PATH), filename: "js-processor.js")
 
       ctx
     end
diff --git a/lib/tasks/assets.rake b/lib/tasks/assets.rake
index 8c7f852cb00..30798c9003e 100644
--- a/lib/tasks/assets.rake
+++ b/lib/tasks/assets.rake
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 # frozen_string_literal: true
 
-task "assets:precompile:before" do
+task "assets:precompile:before": "environment" do
   require "uglifier"
   require "open3"
 
@@ -59,6 +59,18 @@ task "assets:precompile:before" do
 end
 
 task "assets:precompile:css" => "environment" do
+  class Sprockets::Manifest
+    def reload
+      @filename = find_directory_manifest(@directory)
+      @data = json_decode(File.read(@filename))
+    end
+  end
+
+  # cause on boot we loaded a blank manifest,
+  # we need to know where all the assets are to precompile CSS
+  # cause CSS uses asset_path
+  Rails.application.assets_manifest.reload
+
   if ENV["DONT_PRECOMPILE_CSS"] == "1"
     STDERR.puts "Skipping CSS precompilation, ensure CSS lives in a shared directory across hosts"
   else
@@ -226,7 +238,7 @@ def log_task_duration(task_description, &task)
   STDERR.puts
 end
 
-task "assets:precompile" => %w[assets:precompile:before maxminddb:refresh] do
+task "assets:precompile:compress_js": "environment" do
   if $bypass_sprockets_uglify
     puts "Compressing Javascript and Generating Source Maps"
     manifest = Sprockets::Manifest.new(assets_path)
@@ -288,17 +300,19 @@ task "assets:precompile" => %w[assets:precompile:before maxminddb:refresh] do
   end
 end
 
-Rake::Task["assets:precompile"].enhance do
-  class Sprockets::Manifest
-    def reload
-      @filename = find_directory_manifest(@directory)
-      @data = json_decode(File.read(@filename))
-    end
-  end
+task "assets:precompile:js_processor": "environment" do
+  DiscourseJsProcessor::Transpiler.generate_js_processor
+end
 
-  # cause on boot we loaded a blank manifest,
-  # we need to know where all the assets are to precompile CSS
-  # cause CSS uses asset_path
-  Rails.application.assets_manifest.reload
+# Run these tasks **before** Rails' "assets:precompile" task
+task "assets:precompile": %w[
+       assets:precompile:before
+       maxminddb:refresh
+       assets:precompile:js_processor
+     ]
+
+# Run these tasks **after** Rails' "assets:precompile" task
+Rake::Task["assets:precompile"].enhance do
+  Rake::Task["assets:precompile:compress_js"].invoke
   Rake::Task["assets:precompile:css"].invoke
 end
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 6132a46a39f..4896228d156 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -5,12 +5,12 @@
   "author": "Discourse",
   "license": "GPL-2.0-only",
   "devDependencies": {
+    "@discourse/moment-timezone-names-translations": "^1.0.0",
+    "@fortawesome/fontawesome-free": "5.15.4",
     "@glint/core": "^1.0.2",
     "@glint/environment-ember-loose": "^1.0.2",
     "@glint/environment-ember-template-imports": "^1.0.2",
     "@glint/template": "^1.0.2",
-    "@discourse/moment-timezone-names-translations": "^1.0.0",
-    "@fortawesome/fontawesome-free": "5.15.4",
     "@highlightjs/cdn-assets": "11.8.0",
     "@json-editor/json-editor": "2.10.0",
     "@mixer/parallel-prettier": "^2.0.3",
@@ -22,6 +22,7 @@
     "concurrently": "^8.0.1",
     "diffhtml": "1.0.0-beta.20",
     "ember-template-lint": "5.10.3",
+    "esbuild": "^0.19.2",
     "eslint": "^8.37.0",
     "eslint-config-discourse": "^3.6.0",
     "eslint-plugin-ember": "11.8.0",
@@ -34,8 +35,8 @@
     "magnific-popup": "1.1.0",
     "moment": "2.29.4",
     "moment-timezone": "0.5.43",
-    "prettier-plugin-ember-template-tag": "^0.3.2",
     "pikaday": "1.8.2",
+    "prettier-plugin-ember-template-tag": "^0.3.2",
     "puppeteer-core": "^21.0.3",
     "squoosh": "discourse/squoosh#dc9649d",
     "tidy-jsdoc": "^1.4.1",
diff --git a/spec/lib/discourse_js_processor_spec.rb b/spec/lib/discourse_js_processor_spec.rb
index 24fd32d735b..3928d1f92d3 100644
--- a/spec/lib/discourse_js_processor_spec.rb
+++ b/spec/lib/discourse_js_processor_spec.rb
@@ -155,7 +155,7 @@ RSpec.describe DiscourseJsProcessor do
       Handlebars.registerHelper('dummy-helper', function(string) {
         return `dummy(${string})`
       })
-      JS
+    JS
 
     let(:mini_racer) do
       ctx = MiniRacer::Context.new
diff --git a/yarn.lock b/yarn.lock
index 8ed923a49b7..ed4b9e675d8 100644
--- a/yarn.lock
+++ b/yarn.lock
@@ -435,6 +435,116 @@
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@ember/edition-utils/-/edition-utils-1.2.0.tgz#a039f542dc14c8e8299c81cd5abba95e2459cfa6"
   integrity sha512-VmVq/8saCaPdesQmftPqbFtxJWrzxNGSQ+e8x8LLe3Hjm36pJ04Q8LeORGZkAeOhldoUX9seLGmSaHeXkIqoog==
 
+"@esbuild/android-arm64@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/android-arm64/-/android-arm64-0.19.2.tgz#bc35990f412a749e948b792825eef7df0ce0e073"
+  integrity sha512-lsB65vAbe90I/Qe10OjkmrdxSX4UJDjosDgb8sZUKcg3oefEuW2OT2Vozz8ef7wrJbMcmhvCC+hciF8jY/uAkw==
+
+"@esbuild/android-arm@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/android-arm/-/android-arm-0.19.2.tgz#edd1c8f23ba353c197f5b0337123c58ff2a56999"
+  integrity sha512-tM8yLeYVe7pRyAu9VMi/Q7aunpLwD139EY1S99xbQkT4/q2qa6eA4ige/WJQYdJ8GBL1K33pPFhPfPdJ/WzT8Q==
+
+"@esbuild/android-x64@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/android-x64/-/android-x64-0.19.2.tgz#2dcdd6e6f1f2d82ea1b746abd8da5b284960f35a"
+  integrity sha512-qK/TpmHt2M/Hg82WXHRc/W/2SGo/l1thtDHZWqFq7oi24AjZ4O/CpPSu6ZuYKFkEgmZlFoa7CooAyYmuvnaG8w==
+
+"@esbuild/darwin-arm64@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/darwin-arm64/-/darwin-arm64-0.19.2.tgz#55b36bc06d76f5c243987c1f93a11a80d8fc3b26"
+  integrity sha512-Ora8JokrvrzEPEpZO18ZYXkH4asCdc1DLdcVy8TGf5eWtPO1Ie4WroEJzwI52ZGtpODy3+m0a2yEX9l+KUn0tA==
+
+"@esbuild/darwin-x64@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/darwin-x64/-/darwin-x64-0.19.2.tgz#982524af33a6424a3b5cb44bbd52559623ad719c"
+  integrity sha512-tP+B5UuIbbFMj2hQaUr6EALlHOIOmlLM2FK7jeFBobPy2ERdohI4Ka6ZFjZ1ZYsrHE/hZimGuU90jusRE0pwDw==
+
+"@esbuild/freebsd-arm64@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/freebsd-arm64/-/freebsd-arm64-0.19.2.tgz#8e478a0856645265fe79eac4b31b52193011ee06"
+  integrity sha512-YbPY2kc0acfzL1VPVK6EnAlig4f+l8xmq36OZkU0jzBVHcOTyQDhnKQaLzZudNJQyymd9OqQezeaBgkTGdTGeQ==
+
+"@esbuild/freebsd-x64@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/freebsd-x64/-/freebsd-x64-0.19.2.tgz#01b96604f2540db023c73809bb8ae6cd1692d6f3"
+  integrity sha512-nSO5uZT2clM6hosjWHAsS15hLrwCvIWx+b2e3lZ3MwbYSaXwvfO528OF+dLjas1g3bZonciivI8qKR/Hm7IWGw==
+
+"@esbuild/linux-arm64@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/linux-arm64/-/linux-arm64-0.19.2.tgz#7e5d2c7864c5c83ec789b59c77cd9c20d2594916"
+  integrity sha512-ig2P7GeG//zWlU0AggA3pV1h5gdix0MA3wgB+NsnBXViwiGgY77fuN9Wr5uoCrs2YzaYfogXgsWZbm+HGr09xg==
+
+"@esbuild/linux-arm@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/linux-arm/-/linux-arm-0.19.2.tgz#c32ae97bc0246664a1cfbdb4a98e7b006d7db8ae"
+  integrity sha512-Odalh8hICg7SOD7XCj0YLpYCEc+6mkoq63UnExDCiRA2wXEmGlK5JVrW50vZR9Qz4qkvqnHcpH+OFEggO3PgTg==
+
+"@esbuild/linux-ia32@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/linux-ia32/-/linux-ia32-0.19.2.tgz#3fc4f0fa026057fe885e4a180b3956e704f1ceaa"
+  integrity sha512-mLfp0ziRPOLSTek0Gd9T5B8AtzKAkoZE70fneiiyPlSnUKKI4lp+mGEnQXcQEHLJAcIYDPSyBvsUbKUG2ri/XQ==
+
+"@esbuild/linux-loong64@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/linux-loong64/-/linux-loong64-0.19.2.tgz#633bcaea443f3505fb0ed109ab840c99ad3451a4"
+  integrity sha512-hn28+JNDTxxCpnYjdDYVMNTR3SKavyLlCHHkufHV91fkewpIyQchS1d8wSbmXhs1fiYDpNww8KTFlJ1dHsxeSw==
+
+"@esbuild/linux-mips64el@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/linux-mips64el/-/linux-mips64el-0.19.2.tgz#e0bff2898c46f52be7d4dbbcca8b887890805823"
+  integrity sha512-KbXaC0Sejt7vD2fEgPoIKb6nxkfYW9OmFUK9XQE4//PvGIxNIfPk1NmlHmMg6f25x57rpmEFrn1OotASYIAaTg==
+
+"@esbuild/linux-ppc64@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/linux-ppc64/-/linux-ppc64-0.19.2.tgz#d75798da391f54a9674f8c143b9a52d1dbfbfdde"
+  integrity sha512-dJ0kE8KTqbiHtA3Fc/zn7lCd7pqVr4JcT0JqOnbj4LLzYnp+7h8Qi4yjfq42ZlHfhOCM42rBh0EwHYLL6LEzcw==
+
+"@esbuild/linux-riscv64@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/linux-riscv64/-/linux-riscv64-0.19.2.tgz#012409bd489ed1bb9b775541d4a46c5ded8e6dd8"
+  integrity sha512-7Z/jKNFufZ/bbu4INqqCN6DDlrmOTmdw6D0gH+6Y7auok2r02Ur661qPuXidPOJ+FSgbEeQnnAGgsVynfLuOEw==
+
+"@esbuild/linux-s390x@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/linux-s390x/-/linux-s390x-0.19.2.tgz#ece3ed75c5a150de8a5c110f02e97d315761626b"
+  integrity sha512-U+RinR6aXXABFCcAY4gSlv4CL1oOVvSSCdseQmGO66H+XyuQGZIUdhG56SZaDJQcLmrSfRmx5XZOWyCJPRqS7g==
+
+"@esbuild/linux-x64@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/linux-x64/-/linux-x64-0.19.2.tgz#dea187019741602d57aaf189a80abba261fbd2aa"
+  integrity sha512-oxzHTEv6VPm3XXNaHPyUTTte+3wGv7qVQtqaZCrgstI16gCuhNOtBXLEBkBREP57YTd68P0VgDgG73jSD8bwXQ==
+
+"@esbuild/netbsd-x64@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/netbsd-x64/-/netbsd-x64-0.19.2.tgz#bbfd7cf9ab236a23ee3a41b26f0628c57623d92a"
+  integrity sha512-WNa5zZk1XpTTwMDompZmvQLHszDDDN7lYjEHCUmAGB83Bgs20EMs7ICD+oKeT6xt4phV4NDdSi/8OfjPbSbZfQ==
+
+"@esbuild/openbsd-x64@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/openbsd-x64/-/openbsd-x64-0.19.2.tgz#fa5c4c6ee52a360618f00053652e2902e1d7b4a7"
+  integrity sha512-S6kI1aT3S++Dedb7vxIuUOb3oAxqxk2Rh5rOXOTYnzN8JzW1VzBd+IqPiSpgitu45042SYD3HCoEyhLKQcDFDw==
+
+"@esbuild/sunos-x64@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/sunos-x64/-/sunos-x64-0.19.2.tgz#52a2ac8ac6284c02d25df22bb4cfde26fbddd68d"
+  integrity sha512-VXSSMsmb+Z8LbsQGcBMiM+fYObDNRm8p7tkUDMPG/g4fhFX5DEFmjxIEa3N8Zr96SjsJ1woAhF0DUnS3MF3ARw==
+
+"@esbuild/win32-arm64@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/win32-arm64/-/win32-arm64-0.19.2.tgz#719ed5870855de8537aef8149694a97d03486804"
+  integrity sha512-5NayUlSAyb5PQYFAU9x3bHdsqB88RC3aM9lKDAz4X1mo/EchMIT1Q+pSeBXNgkfNmRecLXA0O8xP+x8V+g/LKg==
+
+"@esbuild/win32-ia32@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/win32-ia32/-/win32-ia32-0.19.2.tgz#24832223880b0f581962c8660f8fb8797a1e046a"
+  integrity sha512-47gL/ek1v36iN0wL9L4Q2MFdujR0poLZMJwhO2/N3gA89jgHp4MR8DKCmwYtGNksbfJb9JoTtbkoe6sDhg2QTA==
+
+"@esbuild/win32-x64@0.19.2":
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@esbuild/win32-x64/-/win32-x64-0.19.2.tgz#1205014625790c7ff0e471644a878a65d1e34ab0"
+  integrity sha512-tcuhV7ncXBqbt/Ybf0IyrMcwVOAPDckMK9rXNHtF17UTK18OKLpg08glminN06pt2WCoALhXdLfSPbVvK/6fxw==
+
 "@eslint-community/eslint-utils@^4.2.0":
   version "4.4.0"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@eslint-community/eslint-utils/-/eslint-utils-4.4.0.tgz#a23514e8fb9af1269d5f7788aa556798d61c6b59"
@@ -1784,6 +1894,34 @@ es-to-primitive@^1.2.1:
     is-date-object "^1.0.1"
     is-symbol "^1.0.2"
 
+esbuild@^0.19.2:
+  version "0.19.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/esbuild/-/esbuild-0.19.2.tgz#b1541828a89dfb6f840d38538767c6130dca2aac"
+  integrity sha512-G6hPax8UbFakEj3hWO0Vs52LQ8k3lnBhxZWomUJDxfz3rZTLqF5k/FCzuNdLx2RbpBiQQF9H9onlDDH1lZsnjg==
+  optionalDependencies:
+    "@esbuild/android-arm" "0.19.2"
+    "@esbuild/android-arm64" "0.19.2"
+    "@esbuild/android-x64" "0.19.2"
+    "@esbuild/darwin-arm64" "0.19.2"
+    "@esbuild/darwin-x64" "0.19.2"
+    "@esbuild/freebsd-arm64" "0.19.2"
+    "@esbuild/freebsd-x64" "0.19.2"
+    "@esbuild/linux-arm" "0.19.2"
+    "@esbuild/linux-arm64" "0.19.2"
+    "@esbuild/linux-ia32" "0.19.2"
+    "@esbuild/linux-loong64" "0.19.2"
+    "@esbuild/linux-mips64el" "0.19.2"
+    "@esbuild/linux-ppc64" "0.19.2"
+    "@esbuild/linux-riscv64" "0.19.2"
+    "@esbuild/linux-s390x" "0.19.2"
+    "@esbuild/linux-x64" "0.19.2"
+    "@esbuild/netbsd-x64" "0.19.2"
+    "@esbuild/openbsd-x64" "0.19.2"
+    "@esbuild/sunos-x64" "0.19.2"
+    "@esbuild/win32-arm64" "0.19.2"
+    "@esbuild/win32-ia32" "0.19.2"
+    "@esbuild/win32-x64" "0.19.2"
+
 escalade@^3.1.1:
   version "3.1.1"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/escalade/-/escalade-3.1.1.tgz#d8cfdc7000965c5a0174b4a82eaa5c0552742e40"