72 lines
2.0 KiB
PHP
72 lines
2.0 KiB
PHP
<?php
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/*
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Plugin Name: Hello Dolly
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Plugin URI: http://wordpress.org/#
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Description: This is not just a plugin, it symbolizes the hope and enthusiasm of an entire generation summed up in two words sung most famously by Louis Armstrong. Hello, Dolly. This is, by the way, the world's first official WordPress plugin. When enabled you will randomly see a lyric from <cite>Hello, Dolly</cite> in the upper right of your admin screen on every page but the plugins page.
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Author: Matt Mullenweg
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Author URI: http://photomatt.net/
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*/
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// These are the lyrics to Hello Dolly
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$lyrics = "Hello, Dolly
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Well, hello, Dolly
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It's so nice to have you back where you belong
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You're lookin' swell, Dolly
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I can tell, Dolly
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You're still glowin', you're still crowin'
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You're still goin' strong
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We feel the room swayin'
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While the band's playin'
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One of your old favourite songs from way back when
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So, take her wrap, fellas
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Find her an empty lap, fellas
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Dolly'll never go away again
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Hello, Dolly
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Well, hello, Dolly
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It's so nice to have you back where you belong
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You're lookin' swell, Dolly
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I can tell, Dolly
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You're still glowin', you're still crowin'
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You're still goin' strong
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We feel the room swayin'
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While the band's playin'
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One of your old favourite songs from way back when
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Golly, gee, fellas
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Find her a vacant knee, fellas
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Dolly'll never go away
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Dolly'll never go away
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Dolly'll never go away again";
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// Here we split it into lines
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$lyrics = explode("\n", $lyrics);
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// And then randomly choose a line
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$chosen = wptexturize( $lyrics[ mt_rand(0, count($lyrics) ) ] );
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// This just echoes the chosen line, we'll position it later
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function hello_dolly() {
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global $chosen;
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echo "<p id='dolly'>$chosen</p>";
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}
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// Now we set that function up to execute when the admin_footer action is called
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add_action('admin_footer', 'hello_dolly');
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// We need some CSS to position the paragraph
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function dolly_css() {
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echo "
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<style type='text/css'>
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#dolly {
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position: absolute;
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top: 5px;
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margin: 0; padding: 0;
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right: 3em;
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font-size: 20px;
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color: #666;
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}
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</style>
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";
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}
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add_action('admin_head', 'dolly_css');
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?>
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